Was Da Night Befoa Christmas
Was da night before Christmas
And dad, uncle and pop
Was in the garage
Sucking um up
The imu was packed
With food to share
Gurentee get kalua pig in dea
Da keiki was playing
Having fun in the house
"Eh i just when clean up,
you kids stressing me out"
Tutu just told them they better quit running
"U keiki go to bed,
Or santa aint coming"
“You guys like lickens!
Not coal in your stocking”
And das when dad said something
Rather quite shocking
"Brah, santa not coming"
He was buzzing with glee
"He always get the credit,
But that buggah is me"
My Maddah came running
"Eh! You lolo shaddap..
I told you quit yapping
When you buzzing and cut
The holidays is about love peace and joy
Pancit, Tempura, smoke meat & poi
So get back cooking
Santa is coming to town
And he likes Hawaiian food
So stop fitting around
Jr Boy - Cook da rice
No make me wait
I gotta grab foil for
make Santa one plate"
So if you see Santa
Throw him a shaka
You can say merry Christmas
Or mele Kalikimaka